Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Don't Plank Next to a Mosh Pit

I do not get the appeal of planking. There, I said it! It's dangerous and you can get seriously hurt doing it. Especially if you decide to do it next to a raging mosh pit. Don't believe me, just take a look at this video. Heed my words, if you do decide to plank within 2-5 feet of a pit, some asshole will do a flying-Jackie Chan-front-flip-body-slam maneuver on you, possibly shattering your ribs. Watch what happens below.

~VII

1 comment:

  1. The worst part is that he layed down on the funeral home floor.

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